Freudian Slit

BrindabeltersVice City Rollers
Skater Number: 
1337
Height: 
5'4
Year joined: 
2010
Favourite position: 
One of power
Motto: 
On the couch with Freud: She'll give you a beating and tell you it's your mother's fault
Likes: 
Cussin', kissin' and winnin'. Also, peanut butter and chocolate confections of any variety.
Dislikes: 
Your neuroses.
Injuries: 
Many a bruise, blood blister and hematoma, plus the odd broken finger (and heart) here and there. That's just what I've inflicted on everyone else, though...
Favourite book: 
Flowers in the Attic and your diary are top contenders.
Bio: 
The Belters' own shrink is here to tend to your problems. Hillbilly brains get gnarly too, and Freudian Slit is fresh down from the most prestigious of mountain clinics to make the hurt go away...if she didn't reverse psychology it into you in the first place, that is.
CRDL Career Highlights: 

Featured skater, August 2014

Participated in the World's Greatest Shave with Sue R. Rat at the Skate of the ANZAC Day tournament.