Submitted by crdlwebsite on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 13:57
One of power
On the couch with Freud: She'll give you a beating and tell you it's your mother's fault
Cussin', kissin' and winnin'. Also, peanut butter and chocolate confections of any variety.
Many a bruise, blood blister and hematoma, plus the odd broken finger (and heart) here and there. That's just what I've inflicted on everyone else, though...
Flowers in the Attic and your diary are top contenders.
The Belters' own shrink is here to tend to your problems. Hillbilly brains get gnarly too, and Freudian Slit is fresh down from the most prestigious of mountain clinics to make the hurt go away...if she didn't reverse psychology it into you in the first place, that is.